Dueling Derry O's

Tonight, as supper was winding down, the boys got silly. They started singing "Farmer in the dell", except they replaced some of the words (a thing I do often with songs to amuse them). Ben was singing "The Will and the cow, the Will and the cow...", so Will started singing "The Ben and the cow, the Ben and the cow...". As they sang at each other across the table, the volume kept increasing, each one trying to be heard over the other. Oh, that male testosterone, already at work.