Splish Splash

This is a take-off of the song "Splish Splash" by Bobby Darin. See my wife's blog for the story behind this. Try to sing it to the tune of the original song (it mostly works, I think).

Splish splash, she was play'n in the toilet
Long about a Thursday afternoon
A rub dub, just relaxing in the bowl
Thinking everything was alright

Well, she dipped out the bowl, put her hands in the water
She wrapped fingers around the Tupperware
And splashed the floor, and then
Splish, splash! She dumped some back in the bowl
Well how was mommy to know there was a party going on?

She was a-splishing and a-splashing, reelin' with the feelin'
Moving and a-grooving, rocking and a-rolling, yeah!

Bing bang, mommy saw the whole mess
Running on her bathroom room rug, yeah!
Flip flop, Ellie was pulled from the room
All the kids had the water bug
There was Ben with-a hose
Good golly, Mr. Will was-a even there, too
A-well-a, splish splash, they all got a kind of bath
Mommy went and put clean clothes on them, yeah!

She was a rolling and a-strolling, reeling with the feeling
Moving and a-groovin', splishing and a-splashing, yeah!